Don Novak sounds like a 1970's Porno actor.
The Mellow Lounge, Circa 1970's Hollywood Area:
Title: Lounge Act.
Don Novak: Hi Ladies, I'm Don Novak how are you doing on this fine evening?
The Ladiezzz: (Giggles) Good. (In unison)
Don Novak: That's just terrific, just terrific. Can I buy you ladiezzz a drink?
The Ladiezzz: Sure! (As both ladiezzz look at each other with those Oh my god, Don Novak is buying us a drink look)
Don Novak: Bartender! Get these 2 lovely ladiezzz a drink, just put it on my tab. (Sniff)
Bartender: Sure Don. (Knowing what Don is up to.)
Don Novak: (Casually leaning his right side up against the bar) So...where are you ladiezzz from?
The Ladiezzz: Burbank says the blonde. I'm from Granada Hills says the brunette.
Don Novak: That's fantastic! Let's move over to a booth and get comfortable, what do you say?
The Ladiezzz: Sure! (As both ladiezzz look at each other with, we might ball Don Novak tonite Look)
Don Novak: This one looks nice, Ladies First.
The Ladiezzz: Thank You.
Don Novak: No problem. (Don is a master, the ladiezzz think he's just being polite, but in fact it's one of those booths with the end on it, so he knows if he let's the ladies in first the ladies can't get out the other side, they are trapped. He's done this before.)
Don Novak: Ahhh, that's better. So, I've never seen you ladiezzz in here before, is this your first time?
The Ladiezzz: No, we've come here before.
Don Novak: Speaking about come, want to come back to my place?
The Ladiezzz: Sure! (As both ladiezzz look at each other, knowing now that they are going to ball Don Novak)
Don Novak: Great, great! Let's have these drinks and go back to my place. I just bought this fondou station that i think both of you are really going to love. I have 3 different styles of chocolate (He actually says choco-lot trying to be really far out and groovy). Packages of strawberries, among other fine fruits. We are going to have a groovy night!
The Ladiezzz: We sure are Don!
Don Novak: Let's drink these drinks, and get this fine evening started. What do you ladiezzz say?
The Ladiezzz: Let's do it! We are ready Don!
Don Novak: Now, i want to hear that later.
Don Novak & The Ladiezzz: All laughing in unison.
:lol:
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Closing End Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPYcFQxsKlQ