Two women are driving along in the country and they both have to pee really badly, so they pull off the road and climb over a fence into a graveyard. The first woman pees behind a tombstone, finds nothing to wipe with, so she wipes with her panties and leaves them there. The second woman pees behind a tombstone next to a fresh grave, and uses a ribbon from a wreath to wipe herself. The next day the husbands are talking on the phone.
The first husband says, "We gotta start keeping an eye on our wives. Yesterday my wife came home with no panties."
The second husband says, "That's nothing. Yesterday my wife came home with a card stuck to her ass that said, ˜We're all really gonna miss you.' "