I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep up with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, just so long as you dont mind a man with a waistband thats a few inches wider these days.
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me sayin she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway, " she said, "I've put on a few pounds myself."
So I hung up on the fat bitch.